Thursday, November 17, 2011

The End of The World?

As a lifelong "baby boomer," I've been accustomed to the notion of "forever young."   Generally, this relates to the idea that inside my body is a young person, personified by me as, say, a 21 year old.   Or maybe 19 year old.   Somewhere around there.   For decades, I've taken in the world around me filtered by my forever-21 eyes.


Something awful has happened.   Recently, an acquaintance has been diagnosed with a form of leukemia and will need some type of bone marrow transplant, and while awful, that's not the point of my post.   A local drive began to sign up people for the bone marrow registry.  You take a swab of your mouth, it's tested for compatibility and if you match someone, you have the opportunity to donate possibly life-saving bone marrow.  I decided to do the testing.


Unfortunately, none of the drive publicity pointed out a flaw in my plan, a most unexpected flaw.   I'm too old.   How could it be that I am too "old" to participate in a bone marrow registry?   How could it be that I am too "old" for anything?   I still crawl around on the floor to play with my grandchildren.   I still ride my bicycle regularly.   What's this too "old" crap?  Sure, I've been an AARP member since they started recruiting 50 year olds, but what's that got to do with it?


Some bureaucrat in the bone marrow registry hierarchy has decided that potential donors must be between 18 and 60 years old.   I'm 2 years late.   I have no idea why 62 year olds are not qualified to donate bone marrow, but the realization that I am too old for anything is truly alarming.  
It must be the end of the world, at least as I know it.  And I'm not so sure I feel fine.

4 comments:

Robin said...

Well, how long have you been referring to yourself as a curmudgeon? THAT should give you a clue as to when this "old" stuff started!

Michael said...

I guess I felt I was a "youngish" curmudgeon. Yeah, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

QuailHiker said...

Very interesting observation. A good friend of mine had a similar experience. We were down in Miami a couple of weeks ago and spent some time with him. He and his significant other are planning a cruise and looking at excursions. One, in Puerto Rico, is a Segway tour of the old city – but you can’t go if you’re over 60! And he’s 61! No exceptions for physical condition, coordination skills, etc. Quite a wake-up call and possible harbinger of things to come.

More broadly, this “aging” thing is quite a topic. Like you, I pretty much feel like I’m that same guy that lived on Miles Avenue, just a few more wrinkles and a helluva lot less hair. In (great) part, that’s why I try to stay in reasonable physical condition, but I do recognize the impact of the years. How did this happen? S.U. seems like about ten years ago—not 40! Enjoy the moments …..

Michael said...

The Segway thing sounds like an insurance company setting the tour company's policies... Time marches on and stops for none of us. I heard Jerry Seinfeld the other day remark that the reason we have children is pretty obvious. He said "they're here to replace us."